coolcat101s:

thathilariousasian:

this is my principal’s signature

Fish

(via swagchat)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: easternbabe, via swagchat)

swagchat:

am i doing this right

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

• I will stick my cold hands all over your body
• I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
• I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
• nuzzling???
• I will be smiling the whole time
• you’re warm and I’m not
• let me leech your heat
• please

(via she-was-the-purest-beauty)

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

Hugging people and getting picked up by them

HUGGING

(Source: jackdawftpunk, via swagchat)

shavingryansprivates:

i can only handle so much social interaction every day before i start getting grumpy and pissed off and it really bothers me when people don’t understand that i just genuinely need some alone time sometimes

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